sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš

(Source: eggito, via asian)

  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit


That “Buti-pa-sila-may-anon” feeling.


arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

(via asian)


what if instead of gender we all had pokemon types

(via asian)

Having a sense of humor is better than having a handsome face.

(Source: prinsesanggutom)