*hits on you* *actually hits you*

(Source: whiteboyfriend, via perks-of-being-chinese)


my middle name is actually $

(Source: cokeflow, via perks-of-being-chinese)


why are mangoes called mangoes where is the man going 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


if u have good cheekbones aND good eyebrows fuck u

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”

(via and-youre-insane)


why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

(via pizza)


rated R? don’t you mean rated Rawr? xD 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


i cant believe people consciously choose to follow me and decide to themselves “Yeah I want to see more of whatever this nerd’s doing”

(via pizza)


my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me

(Source: churchrat, via perks-of-being-chinese)


sorry for replying in  0.2 seconds haha its not like i was waiting hahaha

(via pizza)

"Sabi sa census, May 11 milyon na tao sa Metro Manila. Paano mo malalaman na nahanap mo na yung taong para sayo? Maaring nakita mo na siya pero yumuko ka para magsintas. Maaring nakatabi mo na siya pero lumingon ka para tingnan ang traffic lights. Maaring nakasalubong mo na siya pero humarang yung pedicab. May mga maswerteng tao na nahanap na yung taong para sakanila. May mga taong patuloy na naghahanap at may iba na sumuko na. Pero ‘yung pinakamasaklap, Eh, ‘yung na sa’yo na pinakawalan mo pa."

(via- My Amnesia Girl)

(Source: paksyit, via paksyit)